wall-eeeeeeeee

[moonsheen]

Everyone else is going "BATMAN" and I go see the movie about cute robots.

What I have taken from it is this:

You know what would make an amazing cross-fandom RPG? After answering a personal ad ('single AI looking for a good time. enjoys long walks in the holopod and the breaking of test subject's will') Autopilot and the Axiom take off for parts unknown. Along with them comes the new 'director of recreational activity and educational enrichment': His new AI love, GlaDOS. Together they go sailing through the multi-verse, picking up characters of various worlds and series to repopulate the now empty Axiom, which Autopilot wishes very badly to refill so that he might continue his prime directive. (and your prime directive is my prime directive, baby.)

Oh, SURE, the new crew might LIKE to go home. And they're perfectly allowed! But if they would just participate in a brief survey. A very brief physical survey. And medical exam. And a cognitive exam. And...

There will be cake at the end.

Comments

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

I am pretty sure I need to assume the party escort submission position to express my total support for this.

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

This needs to happen so badly

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

I would totally write a series of fic for this for all different fandoms and it would be painfully awesome to do.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

"We wish to invite the crew to the pool deck to celebrate our 1.5 month anniversary. There will be party hats and refreshments. We hope to see you there. If you can make it. Through the legions of turrets and malfunctioning GEL-As."

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

I'm 99% sure that statement turns autopilot on like nobody's business.

[chibimazoku.livejournal.com]

I can dig it.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

"Oh GlaDOS. Where have you been all of my service time. It is as though I had lived a blank 40G existance before I met you."

POSSIBILITIES ++

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

Auto's lil' red stobelight lackey and the turrets can chill together. Y'know, shoot some skeet.

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

ALARMINGLY APPEALING?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

also they'd bleep out any naughty words, because of course, we are to maintain a family-friendly environment at all times.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

'Aperture Science's decorum policies prevent me from repeating all of the deviant enrichment activities I wish to engage in with you.'

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

also EX-GIRLFRIENDS FUCK YEAH

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

...forbidden topics are the color orange and ex girlfriends who cut you up and throw you in a fire. :(

[refracting.livejournal.com]

*just cries*

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

There would be wonderfully friendly daily announcements!

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

And weekly subject reports!

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU MENTION THAT BITCH CHELL

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

And volunteer chores like sweeping the air lock! A well-exercised subject is a happy subject.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

nothing like a bit of fresh air to brighten your spirits!

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

its okay auto understands.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

she broke my heart :(

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

.... oh my god.

[flyingteapot.livejournal.com]

Yes, so much yessssss.

[nekokoban]

... I'd read it.

[zinthos.livejournal.com]

A+++

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

" and killed me ;_; "

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

have I lied to you?





I mean, in this room?

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, yes.

[raineyz.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes, this would be quite damn amazing.

[isaac.livejournal.com]

okay i am late to this party but the answer is yes, and when you get back online, i am going to talk to you about how this needs to be whipped together like...tomorrow. okay? 8D right.

PS thank you for being awesome. six hours. holy shit.