~\o I fell into a burning ring of fire ~\o Oh, ok, FINE.

( A portrait of the pyro as a young man... )

Part of the blame for this goes to chirachira for aiding and abetting rampant speculation and getting a picture of a teenaged Roy (And Hughes, who clearly had always been known as such and would always be known as such) stuck in my head. Yes, yes Roy would look hot in a british school uniform, and yes, yes, the puns. are. intended. stupid. smug. alchemists. and I'm going to bed.