[Bleach] Shimmer

Today I found myself alone in the apartment. My roommate was out. The rest of my roommates were out. I was, indeed, quite alone this establishment. My first, brief thought was: "...gee. I could close the blinds and walk around the apartment naked right this second and no one would ever know."

Which I proceeded to...not actually do. But it's the thought that counts.

This message is brought to you....with apologies to pocky_slash, basically.

Anyway, it's August 31st. Thus, one Abarai Renji's birthday. In honor of this occasion I have written the most pointless fic ever. But you have to admit, the most pointless fic ever is kind of appropriate for a guy who blows his monthly salary on a crapload of sunglasses. Warnings for...Renji. And Rikichi. And Rikichi abuse. But also some schmoop. Because it's sure how I kind of like to think the aftermath of the Soul Society arc went. Set after chapter 181.


( 'we're here and now but will we ever be again...' )