WHAT'S IN THE BOX!! WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!!

FACT: The Box was not made out of chocolate.

FACT: But there was, indeed, something in it.

FACT: What, pray tell, I shall leave open for debates of great philosophers to come.

FACT: ...there were bongos.

But it was bright yellow. With many question marks on it. And also, like, six feet tall and on wheels. It was a big Box, and it indeed possessed a strong posse, following it in its brave journey across my college campus. It had protestors too. They were possibly being graded on this.

Which is to say: the day before ye olde birthday I got to join a mob.

They gave me candy.

...

:D

Trust in meeeee, just in meeeeeee

Because biztheinsane's icon just needed it. Kingdom Hearts. No spoilers. Swearing in duckspeak. Which is basically just a lotta keyboard mashing, okay.

( SNAKES ON A GUMMI. AN ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY. )