[fic][bleach] why rukia was never allowed to have a hamster

Bleach futurefic. Therefore assume that Orihime's married and Ichigo's a rockstar when he's not a shinigami. For dhio. Who gives the most awesome gifts. Once again: heeee, thank you.

( ...general warnings include violence towards schoolchildren and Renji. Who may or may not eat schoolchildren. We have yet to decide. )