Ooo~ how do you solve a problem like Nero? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?

So, I kinda like Devil May Cry 4's Nero a lot. I may have thus composed a post full of dumb things I have tried to write about him. So here, have a post of Dumb Things About Nero. Nothing gigantically spoilery. Although the second is pretty much assumed to be post-game. But general warnings for just a whole lot of short, plotless stupidity.

( In which Nero gives Credo a headache. )

( In which Nero HAS a headache (and Dante laughs). )

( In which Nero CONTINUES to give Credo a headache. )