ext_42238 ([identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] moonsheen 2006-10-20 02:19 am (UTC)

inserted into the Evil Overlord Suggestion box

My Lord Aizen--

I request an additional childproofing of the rec room on the second level. Wanderweiss found his way out of his harness again. He has gnawed the front right leg off of the couch. This in itself is not problematic. The fact that I believe that idiot Grimmjow has kicked the other leg out of place is. This in itself is also not problematic-- except that when it finally collapsed, Wanderweiss happened to be under it. His screams woke the whole level. I am informed he will make a full recovery. The couch will not. I suggest something without legs as a replacement. Don't bother taking that lazy fat piece of trash Yammy's weight into account. He should be busy elsewhere, anyway. I thank you for your time.

-ulquiorra


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