It's that time again! DRABBLE MEME TIME

[moonsheen]

Okay I am uninspired and putting off actual work. So I believe it is time for people to tell me to write things. Name me a character A and a character B (preferably from the same series, preferably from a series I'm familiar with) and I will write a letter/e-mail/restraining order, written from A to B.

Comments

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Oi, Rukia.

I'm in France right now. Yeah, yeah, I got your booklist. I think those titles have been out of print for friggin' decades now and the hell is your thing with weird french porn anyway?

I can't say when I'll be back. If there's a captain's meeting while I'm gone all I can say is TOO BAD but I think I'll have to be kinda sorta late for that one. Deal with it. Tell that bastard to deal with it too. Both of the bastards. All three bastards. Okay, fine. Yamamoto. Your brother. And Renji. You shinigami make it hard to specify. Especially the ones related to and/or playing your poolboy--and you can tell Renji I called him that.

Look. Take care of yourself. Not interested in coming back to find out you've gone and made yourself enemy to half of a whole plane of existance again. It's a pain, especially since the other half's pretty much guaranteed to rally together ready get you out of the mess, and somehow I'M always the sorry bastard leading the charge. Also, I got you a funny hat. You like funny hats right? Funny hats and Candide. You'll like this one, Rukia. There's a war in it.

I'll be back when I'm back.

-Kurosaki Ichigo.

[lacewood]

A+++++ APPROVAL (oh god Rukia and French porn, now there's a terrible thought)

[marysuemanager.livejournal.com]

(I CAN DEFINITELY SEE HER READING THAT XDDDb)

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

"--and you can tell Renji I called him that. "

Ehehehe..... XD