Shikamaru would be chronically misplacing the baby. Playing Go, it squirms off. Goes for a nap, forgets where he left it. I have this picture of Kiba knocking on his door to return the kid: "Found her in the kennels." "...Huh, so she decided to return to her own kind."

And Ino would tease a pregnant Sakura horribly about what the kid might look like.

And agreed. Wholeheartedly. x.x I think I may have come across those comics before. I think Sasuke was in a nightie? Didn't get all that far, though the rest of what I found was nice.