To: chirachira, dosetsu, and Aaron. FINE FINE FINE. I WROTE IT. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

To everyone else, I am so sorry. Warnings for: m/f/f. general badness. Also random Shinigami dumbassery to top it all off.

To one Kuchiki Rukia: ...er. Happy birthday.

( 'Didn’tcha hear back there? Vice-Captain Shiba let the fourth squadron outta that meeting twenty, thirty minutes ago...' )