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[moonsheen]

I am very sad to hear the Venetian prostitutes that appear in Assassin's Creed 2 are not wearing these babies. Didn't the developers hear that these were just, like, all the rage in the quattrocento?

Hint: Your feet go in the top.

Comments

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

W, what is that...?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

The most epic platform shoe ever made.

[mumumugen.livejournal.com]

Gosh.
In all the Super Mario games in history there are not enough platforms to MAKE a platform like this. What is this? It's so the prostitutes can reach those unusually tall customers?

I saw Leonarrrrdo babbling to Ezio about the weapons he would bring Leo, but imagine this. "Aaahh! Very interesting. It's a sort of projectile--" "It's a shoe, Leonardo." "Well you could throw this at someone Ezio, just imagine the, the, ah, STOPPING power. That's gotta hurt. Now, imagine it as a bludgeoning weapon..."

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

... Amaaaaazing.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

... I cannot for the life of me figure out what those are. And am unsure if I do want to know. ._.

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

SADLY NO THEY ARE ALL PLATFORM-LESS.

But on the plus side you get to meet a nun who runs a brothel as a "new sect for Catholicism" and goes on a very long, practical speech about how her way of practising her religion is so much cooler than the church's.

And then rewards Ezio with a hooker orgy after a good ol' assassination.

She's awesome.

[marici.livejournal.com]

Ah, platform shoe fashion -- a sure sign the streets are Really Icky.

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

They weren't that bone-like originally, were they? I'm imagining they must've had some decoration or colour. Though if their purpose was to keep off street filth, maybe not.

[chaobell]

wh...wow.

[meltedpeep.livejournal.com]

So


fierce.

I can't even.
What.

[puella-nerdii.livejournal.com]

You know, I thought the one on the left was a dildo at first glance.

But yeah. WOW. I think I am going to break my ankles just looking at those things.

[byzantienne]

-- you and me both. *facepalm*

Except my reaction is more like 'I bet I could walk in those, I want to try it.' Because I am crazy.

[arks.livejournal.com]

I- I want to see people wearing these.