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moonsheenOk, now this? This is definately not my fault. This is ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chirachira's fault and will probably make sense to no one else anyway but damnit it's fun. Young Roy and Hughes. Contrary to popular belief, Hughes was the one with visions of a bright bright future!
...Roy just kind of tried to remember why he was friends with the guy in the first place.
NOT. MY. FAULT.
The Prelude:
“I've got my ninja mask!"
"That's a t-shirt pulled over your head."
"And my throwing knives!"
"...that are, in fact, scissors you stole from school..."
"And my sidekick!"
"...I will take no part in this."
"YOU HAVE NO CHOICE."
"Ninja don't have sidekicks."
"..."
"I’m right you know."
"THEN YOU WILL BE MY ARCH NEMESIS."
"Oh, GODDAMNIT Hughes--"
THE ADVENTURES OF BRAVE SHINOBI MAES HUGHES (VOLUME 1):
In the black of night, brave Shinobi Maes Hughes stalks the rooftops
('How can he be brave if he's sneaking around on people's roofs at night?'
'Because that's what ninja do.'
'And Maes Hughes isn't exactly a ninja name, is it...'
"Oh, quiet and wait for your part…’)
of the stronghold of his arch nemesis, the dreaded Flame Samurai
('I still have issues with that name.'
'Got anything better ideas?'
'Something a little less /dull/?)
...in order to rescue from his clutches The Fair Ninja Princess! Stolen away at the end of a great battle, so grand, and fiery and full of amazing ninja fighting that it cannot be recounted in one adventure alone-.
('Princess? Aren't we in the wrong mythology now?'
‘Well, there are princesses in this story.’
'....and if she's a ninja princess why would she need rescuing…’
'Because it's you.'
'Mm. You've got a point.')
And so deftly escaping all of the enemy's traps unscathed! Pits and spikes and false doors that led to rooms with CROCODILES in them.
('...pff. I could do better than that.')
After many winding halls and more of those spikes and crocodiles and maybe one or two teams of evil minions, all of which our surpassed with little trouble at all thanks to his GRAND NINJA training! He comes to the main chamber, where finds…. not the fair ninja princess! Whose beauty and intelligence and grace is without parallel! But none other than than…
('...The samurai of the Inferno.'
"What?'
'Samurai of the Inferno. It sounds better.'
‘It sounds DUMB.'
'Well, you're Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes.')
THE FLAME SAMURAI. DEAL WITH IT. Standing on the steps, waiting for his arrival. But Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes had no fear! Not even when THE FLAME SAMURAI BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WAS CALLED NOT SAMURAI OF THE INFERNO NOT PYRO TYPE SWORDSMAN THING /FLAME/ SAMURAI sicced his SLAVERING HELLBEAST on him. A massive red-eyed hound which the valiant ninja EXPERTLY
('...you're not allowed to kill my dog.')
stunned. because Shinobi Maes Hughes is merciful to innocent animals that clearly did not know better under the enemie's thrall..
Anyway, then he reached into his pack and threw SHURIKEN, which his arch enemy batted aside, skilled and cunning but failing to notice that it served as a MERE DISTRACTION while the ninja did what ninja do BEST and came up behind him so fast it seemed like was made of smoke
('Smoke's rather noticable, though.'
'...you would know that.')
And he drew his kodachi
('...I have a katana here, yes?'
'Well, yeah.. You are a Samurai.
'...heh."
"What?"
“Nothing.”)
and they crossed blades and then---
("And then?")
and then....
(‘Yes? Then?’)
After a long dramatic pause...!
(‘Oh, I see.’)
MAEEEEES! WHERE ARE YOU??? YOUR DINNER'S GETTING COLD!
And then...!
IT'S LASAGNE!
('...'
'...and then Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes heard his mother calling, and went home. Because Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes is a good ninja son.’
‘/.../’
‘And because lasagne's his favorite.’
"....shaddup.’
“The. End.’)
…Or is it!
(‘Oh hell.’)
chirachira's fault and will probably make sense to no one else anyway but damnit it's fun. Young Roy and Hughes. Contrary to popular belief, Hughes was the one with visions of a bright bright future! ...Roy just kind of tried to remember why he was friends with the guy in the first place.
NOT. MY. FAULT.
The Prelude:
“I've got my ninja mask!"
"That's a t-shirt pulled over your head."
"And my throwing knives!"
"...that are, in fact, scissors you stole from school..."
"And my sidekick!"
"...I will take no part in this."
"YOU HAVE NO CHOICE."
"Ninja don't have sidekicks."
"..."
"I’m right you know."
"THEN YOU WILL BE MY ARCH NEMESIS."
"Oh, GODDAMNIT Hughes--"
THE ADVENTURES OF BRAVE SHINOBI MAES HUGHES (VOLUME 1):
In the black of night, brave Shinobi Maes Hughes stalks the rooftops
('How can he be brave if he's sneaking around on people's roofs at night?'
'Because that's what ninja do.'
'And Maes Hughes isn't exactly a ninja name, is it...'
"Oh, quiet and wait for your part…’)
of the stronghold of his arch nemesis, the dreaded Flame Samurai
('I still have issues with that name.'
'Got anything better ideas?'
'Something a little less /dull/?)
...in order to rescue from his clutches The Fair Ninja Princess! Stolen away at the end of a great battle, so grand, and fiery and full of amazing ninja fighting that it cannot be recounted in one adventure alone-.
('Princess? Aren't we in the wrong mythology now?'
‘Well, there are princesses in this story.’
'....and if she's a ninja princess why would she need rescuing…’
'Because it's you.'
'Mm. You've got a point.')
And so deftly escaping all of the enemy's traps unscathed! Pits and spikes and false doors that led to rooms with CROCODILES in them.
('...pff. I could do better than that.')
After many winding halls and more of those spikes and crocodiles and maybe one or two teams of evil minions, all of which our surpassed with little trouble at all thanks to his GRAND NINJA training! He comes to the main chamber, where finds…. not the fair ninja princess! Whose beauty and intelligence and grace is without parallel! But none other than than…
('...The samurai of the Inferno.'
"What?'
'Samurai of the Inferno. It sounds better.'
‘It sounds DUMB.'
'Well, you're Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes.')
THE FLAME SAMURAI. DEAL WITH IT. Standing on the steps, waiting for his arrival. But Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes had no fear! Not even when THE FLAME SAMURAI BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WAS CALLED NOT SAMURAI OF THE INFERNO NOT PYRO TYPE SWORDSMAN THING /FLAME/ SAMURAI sicced his SLAVERING HELLBEAST on him. A massive red-eyed hound which the valiant ninja EXPERTLY
('...you're not allowed to kill my dog.')
stunned. because Shinobi Maes Hughes is merciful to innocent animals that clearly did not know better under the enemie's thrall..
Anyway, then he reached into his pack and threw SHURIKEN, which his arch enemy batted aside, skilled and cunning but failing to notice that it served as a MERE DISTRACTION while the ninja did what ninja do BEST and came up behind him so fast it seemed like was made of smoke
('Smoke's rather noticable, though.'
'...you would know that.')
And he drew his kodachi
('...I have a katana here, yes?'
'Well, yeah.. You are a Samurai.
'...heh."
"What?"
“Nothing.”)
and they crossed blades and then---
("And then?")
and then....
(‘Yes? Then?’)
After a long dramatic pause...!
(‘Oh, I see.’)
MAEEEEES! WHERE ARE YOU??? YOUR DINNER'S GETTING COLD!
And then...!
IT'S LASAGNE!
('...'
'...and then Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes heard his mother calling, and went home. Because Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes is a good ninja son.’
‘/.../’
‘And because lasagne's his favorite.’
"....shaddup.’
“The. End.’)
…Or is it!
(‘Oh hell.’)
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XD Oh my gawd! *dies*
Date: 2005-09-30 02:29 am (UTC)THE FLAME SAMURAI. DEAL WITH IT. Standing on the steps, waiting for his arrival. But Brave Shinobi Maes Hughes had no fear! Not even when THE FLAME SAMURAI BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE WAS CALLED NOT SAMURAI OF THE INFERNO NOT PYRO TYPE SWORDSMAN THING /FLAME/ SAMURAI sicced his SLAVERING HELLBEAST on him. A massive red-eyed hound which the valiant ninja EXPERTLY
My favorite paragraph! <3 This made me squeal with fangirl-happy-joy-joy-ness.
This makes me want to draw it. XD