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[moonsheen]

You know, there's one good reason why I think that the Fourth Hokage is Naruto's father. Not so much because of the strange resembalance, or all that talk of Naruto being his legacy...No.
...I think he is Naruto's father because he had to get the damn baby from somewhere.
"Um. Hi. Kyubi attacking, gotta run and all but, er...Can I borrow your baby for a second?"

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[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

Hi, stranger who reads you again. I've had the theory - it's probably wrong, but I think it's an interesting thought - that Naruto is really, like, a virgin birth sort of creation from the sealing of the Nine-Tails with the Hokage. So, that in a crazy way, he is the Fourth! And is, you know, a ninja Christ child, which is what we all need in our lives.

Naruto has two daddies! ...one of them is a giant demon fox, though.

...but it's just a theory.

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[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

....Hmm. I HAVE wondered about that, especially with what the Third says about the Seal (Or was it Orochimaru? Gah, gotta reread that bit). It is kinda strange that the Third was able to seal Orochimaru's arms inside of him as he died and the Fourth would have to use a kid...

...I guess one of the reasons I like to think of the Fourth as Naruto's father 'cause it adds more to the fun Naruto-Gaara parallels the manga seems to like to bean ya with. Although--hey. wait, would that make Gaara the Anti-Christ?

(....Or maybe his Twin Star--no.)

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

....Hmm. I HAVE wondered about that, especially with what the Third says about the Seal (Or was it Orochimaru? Gah, gotta reread that bit). It is kinda strange that the Third was able to seal Orochimaru's arms inside of him as he died and the Fourth would have to use a kid...

The way I saw that bit was that the Third had failed in that sealing jutsu... it wasn't done completely, he couldn't pull it off, so it just sealed Orochimaru's arms... so if he'd succeeded, maybe we would have had some terrible evil combination of the Third and Orochimaru! ...boy, and you thought it couldn't get worse than Naruto...]

Although--hey. wait, would that make Gaara the Anti-Christ?

Nothing spells 'too into the series' like when you start to draw biblical parallels. Sasuke is so totally Judas, and just wait, Iruka will deny Naruto. ...I've been in college too long.

(....Or maybe his Twin Star--no.)

Naruto... I am... your... (and then the manga dissolves into seven books of gears and feathers and vague proclimations about the Day of Destiny)

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[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

...Wow, I'd love to see someone try to explain THAT to Konohamaru.

(....And hey, stick Kiba in a schoolgirl outfit and ya got a perfectly good inugami master, albeit an irate one...)