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moonsheen ([personal profile] moonsheen) wrote2003-06-21 11:52 pm

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You know, there's one good reason why I think that the Fourth Hokage is Naruto's father. Not so much because of the strange resembalance, or all that talk of Naruto being his legacy...No.
...I think he is Naruto's father because he had to get the damn baby from somewhere.
"Um. Hi. Kyubi attacking, gotta run and all but, er...Can I borrow your baby for a second?"

[identity profile] beeblebabe.livejournal.com 2003-06-22 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi, stranger who reads you again. I've had the theory - it's probably wrong, but I think it's an interesting thought - that Naruto is really, like, a virgin birth sort of creation from the sealing of the Nine-Tails with the Hokage. So, that in a crazy way, he is the Fourth! And is, you know, a ninja Christ child, which is what we all need in our lives.

Naruto has two daddies! ...one of them is a giant demon fox, though.

...but it's just a theory.