Thank you voidstar

[moonsheen]

Pointless Time-Wasting Bleach Pairings Survey Thing
Favorite Het Pair	Do you have to ask? Renji/Rukia all the way.
Favorite Yaoi Pair	Ikkaku/Yumichika. Or Mizuiro/Keigo. This is HARD. How often do series have TWO token Ambiguously Gay Duos?
Favorite Yuri Pair	Yoruichi/Kuukaku? No, wait. I mean--Chizuru/Tatsuki (RIVALSLASH) no wait, I mean Kaien's wife/Rukia......next question, please.
Favorite ALTERNATIVE FAMILY STRUCTURES non-traditional romantic thing	Ok. Massive love for the Izuru-Renji-Momo trio and their antics back in the day. It's like The Breakfast Club! Except not.
The One Pairing to bring them all, One Pairing to find them, One Pairing to rule them all and in the darkness bind them	Renji/Rukia. I DON'T CARE THEIR LOVEISSOLOUDANDOBNOXIOUS.
Pairing (or whatever) you'd like to see way less of	...Ichigo/Rukia. Because there are ridiculous amounts of it.
Pairing (or whatever) that simultaneously repels and attracts you	Gin/Izuru. Mindfuck incarnate.
Preferred Pointless Pretty Pairing	...can I put Unohana/Zaraki here? If not. Hm. Yoruichi/young!Ukitake. Yoruichi just kinda gets around man.
Preferred Hatesex Pairing	Thank you for this question. Yoruichi/Soi Fong. Was there a doubt?
So which "canon" sort of pairing do you like, if any?	Shunsui and Nanao. Most goddamn canon couple in the series, to date.
So if Kaien = Ichigo = Kaien, will that make Ichigo/Rukia stupid?	Yes, yes, and YES. Besides only way Rukia was ever involved with Kaien was if it was a threesome with his wife whichwouldbeladyshiba'sideaiamnotwritingthatficandyoucan'tmakemedamnitsoIT IS POINT MOOT.
Favorite non-Ichigo-Team Shinigami pair (or, as always, whatever)?	I don't know. Yama-Jiji/THE BIG FAT FURRY. Really, anyone. All these characters are awesome.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Comments

[dosetsu.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha, Unohana/Zaraki would be so weirdly hot. I dig these answers. And I should've put an answer about Yama-jii on my version, too, but I was too busy trying to come up with witty ways of phrasing the questions.

[dosetsu.livejournal.com]

Also, formal request for Rukia/Shiba Married Couple threesome fic plz

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

SECONDED. >D

[dosetsu.livejournal.com]

WE ARE UNITED IN PURPOSE!

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!!!11

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

CURSE YOU CURSE YOU ALL.

[dosetsu.livejournal.com]

DO IT OR WE'LL TYPE IN CAPS SOME MORE