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[moonsheen]

"…Why do I have to do this again," Kunimoto said miserably, shuffling away from the edge of the rooftop.

His senior officer just laughed and herded him back towards the drop. He gave the rope around his waist a tug, making sure it was good and firm. Kunimoto ulped. "Because it's in the name of science--!" said his senior, which in the 12th was as good as official permission anyway and everyone knew it.

"Yes, I understand this sir." Kunimoto nodded, small hands touching the knot uncertainly. "…but why do I have to do this again."

"Because we need new test subjects," said the squad leader with considerably less grandeur. "And because you're small and pretty-ready?"

"I'm also a man-NO."

"Good officer! Good officer! You'll get a commendation for this!" Kunimoto got the boot. "Just look cute and easily violated-yes, yes there, that's the spirit! We'll pull you up in time! Trust us! This pulley's worked nine times out of ten in the trial runs!"

Hurtling down into the depths of an commonly frequented 11th Division back alley, the young shinigami wondered if he would live to put in that transfer request.



Because, honestly. One word the describe the 11th? ASSBANDITS. Thank you, and goodnight.

Comments

[shigure.livejournal.com]

*dies*

That was good, real good. *Amused*

[corinn.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing* You should have used that one ASSBANDITS icon that's floating around~! XD XD XD XD XD

Great crack.

[alexsirkman.livejournal.com]

You know, you should have more respect for the 11th division...they are a group bound together by the pure joy of battle, by honor and recognition of strength. Their warrior heritage is found in such famed military units as the greek hoplites and the japanese samurai. They are, in short, assbandits to be greatly respected.

[ayacchi.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

"Yes, sir! *salutes* Understood, sir! The 11th division will be greatly respected assbandits, sir!"

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Damn straight! ...er.

[ayacchi.livejournal.com]

To be, or not to be straight: that is the question. *snerk*

[noshootingstars.livejournal.com]

*guffaws* I am very amused.

[Is there history of the Assbanditry? Because it cracks me up but I have no idea what I'm laughing over.]

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

It's all connected to this icon really. >D

Muun and I just joke that the 11th? So had a problem with assraping other divisions before Zaraki got the heat--he really didn't CARE, but it's annoying.

Thus the image of Zaraki trumping down a lineup of 11th divisions starting his verbal bitchslapping with "Alright you ASSBANDITS--" with Yachiru parroting "ASSBANDITS ASSBANDITS :D :D :D"

And then we were never able to take the 11th division seriously again. Well, we never did, but.