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moonsheenPresenting... the average horrible murdering ofexercise of the scientific method within Organization XIII.
It has not gone unnoticed that for the first time in the history of this project we, Organization XIII, find ourselves in the most curious position of having, indeed, a true set of XIII. Given the newness of these circumstances, and the potential variability of all involved persons, I believe that, in the interest of efficiency and the continued pursuit of our goals, all Order members would benefit from a thorough physical and psychological evaluation. In this way we may be able gauge the new physical, environmental, and social factors that may come to aid or jeopardize the future of our most valuable research. However, as such an endeavor would call for a considerable amount of time and effort, not to mention the cooperation of those slightly less devoted to our noble work, some sacrifices have been made for the sake of brevity:
I have installed a broken vending machine in the B1 corridor of our main base of operations.
Three Dusks are hereby stationed to observe proceedings.
Reports as the situation develops shall follow.
Time: Dark Roiling Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. IX.
Came across vending machine while heading northeast towards the audience hall, presumably in search of ‘better acoustics’. Showed some slight bewilderment. Subject proceeded to read the pleasantly bright writing out loud and, out of interested, pressed what the full schematics call the ‘especially shiny button’. Drink was not produced. Subject proceeded to whine, scowl, and let out multiple exclamations of ‘Oh man!” drink was not produced. Subject administered a slight push. Machine gave an ominous growl. The subject ran away.
IX, it is noted, showed a most lively response to previously documented “magnetic slinky conundrum”.
Time: Murky Unknown, middling frequency.
Subject: no. XIII
Showed no response. Presumably has not yet noticed machine’s presence.
Time: Waning Dark Unknown, low frequency.
Subject: no. X
Gave some pause. Read pleasantly bright writing. Showed disdain for lack of alcoholic contents.
Subject has shown previous preference for substance known as ‘rum.’
Time: The Great Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. IX
Gave machine foul look. Machine growled.
Subject ran away.
Time: Murky Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. II
Encountered machine while hanging off of roof of corridor. Deigned to show interest in form of incoherent drawn out noise, as is subject’s unfortunate tendency. Subject deigned to flip self right side up for further observation. Gave machine a slight tap. Looked at observing Dusks, shook a finger, and proceeded on.
Subject has been administered properly crunchy edible substances for his silence.
Time: Seething Unknown, low frequency.
Subject: no. VIII
No response. Not unexpected. Subject has known disrespect for the beauty of the scientific process.
Subject should be collared.
Time: Seething Unknown, middling frequency
Subject: no. XIII
Noted existence of machine. Expressed this in form of raised eyebrow. Slight tip of the head. Mild noise. Read pleasantly bright lettering thoroughly. Pressed buttons in a casual, controlled fashion. Failed to procure drink. Subject accepted this with calm and poise.
Subject procured two drinks.
Subject remained impassive.
New capability of Keyblade discovered.
It has not gone unnoticed that for the first time in the history of this project we, Organization XIII, find ourselves in the most curious position of having, indeed, a true set of XIII. Given the newness of these circumstances, and the potential variability of all involved persons, I believe that, in the interest of efficiency and the continued pursuit of our goals, all Order members would benefit from a thorough physical and psychological evaluation. In this way we may be able gauge the new physical, environmental, and social factors that may come to aid or jeopardize the future of our most valuable research. However, as such an endeavor would call for a considerable amount of time and effort, not to mention the cooperation of those slightly less devoted to our noble work, some sacrifices have been made for the sake of brevity:
I have installed a broken vending machine in the B1 corridor of our main base of operations.
Three Dusks are hereby stationed to observe proceedings.
Reports as the situation develops shall follow.
Time: Dark Roiling Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. IX.
Came across vending machine while heading northeast towards the audience hall, presumably in search of ‘better acoustics’. Showed some slight bewilderment. Subject proceeded to read the pleasantly bright writing out loud and, out of interested, pressed what the full schematics call the ‘especially shiny button’. Drink was not produced. Subject proceeded to whine, scowl, and let out multiple exclamations of ‘Oh man!” drink was not produced. Subject administered a slight push. Machine gave an ominous growl. The subject ran away.
IX, it is noted, showed a most lively response to previously documented “magnetic slinky conundrum”.
Time: Murky Unknown, middling frequency.
Subject: no. XIII
Showed no response. Presumably has not yet noticed machine’s presence.
Time: Waning Dark Unknown, low frequency.
Subject: no. X
Gave some pause. Read pleasantly bright writing. Showed disdain for lack of alcoholic contents.
Subject has shown previous preference for substance known as ‘rum.’
Time: The Great Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. IX
Gave machine foul look. Machine growled.
Subject ran away.
Time: Murky Unknown, high frequency.
Subject: no. II
Encountered machine while hanging off of roof of corridor. Deigned to show interest in form of incoherent drawn out noise, as is subject’s unfortunate tendency. Subject deigned to flip self right side up for further observation. Gave machine a slight tap. Looked at observing Dusks, shook a finger, and proceeded on.
Subject has been administered properly crunchy edible substances for his silence.
Time: Seething Unknown, low frequency.
Subject: no. VIII
No response. Not unexpected. Subject has known disrespect for the beauty of the scientific process.
Subject should be collared.
Time: Seething Unknown, middling frequency
Subject: no. XIII
Noted existence of machine. Expressed this in form of raised eyebrow. Slight tip of the head. Mild noise. Read pleasantly bright lettering thoroughly. Pressed buttons in a casual, controlled fashion. Failed to procure drink. Subject accepted this with calm and poise.
Subject procured two drinks.
Subject remained impassive.
New capability of Keyblade discovered.
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Date: 2006-04-23 02:40 am (UTC)