oh, geez. You can take the Dewey Decimal system to this.
1) made me dress up as a reindeer for christmas. AND GO AROUND DOOR TO DOOR CAROLLING WITH HIM. Not a friggin' reindeer.
2) made me stand up on the roof with his drunk ass while he yelled 'bout how I was the best son ever 'cause I always had a great aim when I hit him with those new years champagne bottles. The neighbors loved that one.
3) made me sit through his version of 'the birds & the bees'. That can stand for itself.
4) took me with him to the zoo... look, I was tempted to take the MONKEY and leave HIM in that cage.
5)MAKING ME STICK A THERMOMETOR UP A BIKER GUY'S ASS, OKAY.
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1) made me dress up as a reindeer for christmas. AND GO AROUND DOOR TO DOOR CAROLLING WITH HIM. Not a friggin' reindeer.
2) made me stand up on the roof with his drunk ass while he yelled 'bout how I was the best son ever 'cause I always had a great aim when I hit him with those new years champagne bottles. The neighbors loved that one.
3) made me sit through his version of 'the birds & the bees'. That can stand for itself.
4) took me with him to the zoo... look, I was tempted to take the MONKEY and leave HIM in that cage.
5)MAKING ME STICK A THERMOMETOR UP A BIKER GUY'S ASS, OKAY.