meme time!

[moonsheen]

I should be packing to go back to school.

So, naturally, I'm gonna do a Top Five meme instead. Ask for a Top Five Anything ("Top five favorite hats!") and I will answer ("1. Blue Hats 2. Hats on Cats..."). The catch is do not ask for my top five, ask for the top five of any fictional character in a series I have written for/have an interest in. ("i.e. No Gain's top five favorite types of sushi." "1) NONE 2) NONE 3) NEVER 4) CAN'T MAKE ME 5) SUBSTITUTE FISH FOR A PINEAPPLE AND THEN WE WILL TALK.")

Comments

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

dear ichigo,

what are the five worst things your dad ever made you do?

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

oh, geez. You can take the Dewey Decimal system to this.

1) made me dress up as a reindeer for christmas. AND GO AROUND DOOR TO DOOR CAROLLING WITH HIM. Not a friggin' reindeer.

2) made me stand up on the roof with his drunk ass while he yelled 'bout how I was the best son ever 'cause I always had a great aim when I hit him with those new years champagne bottles. The neighbors loved that one.

3) made me sit through his version of 'the birds & the bees'. That can stand for itself.

4) took me with him to the zoo... look, I was tempted to take the MONKEY and leave HIM in that cage.

5)MAKING ME STICK A THERMOMETOR UP A BIKER GUY'S ASS, OKAY.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

did he have nice diagrams for number three?

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

they must have been spectacular~

[daddy-daycare.livejournal.com]

But Daddy spent so much time on those diagrams!

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT TRIPODS.

[daddy-daycare.livejournal.com]

Seek new horizons, Ichigo! Discover new things! Take new risks!

[memlu.livejournal.com]

Top Five Moments in Salad Days That Haven't Happened Yet

(HA HA)

Far Reach says:

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. Gain doing the damn dishes.
2. Gain vacuuming
3. Gain doing any kinda cleaning, actually
4. ...people not putting crap on the counter after I've just washed it. Or not jumping on it. Or not having sex on it.
5. Stuff.

[beckingham.livejournal.com]

Momo,

Top five moments where Aizen wasn't the greatest thing since sliced bread.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. Ah, um. One evening, I made tea out of a plant I'd taken from the Captain's herb garden. I thought I'd recognized it. It tasted good. It had a nice, soft scent. But afterwards, I started feeling very flushed and dizzy! Aha...I thought I had a cold. Captain Aizen. He... he saw me stumble, and he asked me, about the tea I was drinking. I told him it had come from his garden. He made me drink three cups of water and then punched me in the stomach. Because it hadn't really been what I thought it was. it. was actually not good for making tea at all.

I never asked him why he grew something so poisonous. I just apologized for not having known better.

2. He played music on illegally imported living world artifacts. A record player? I think it was called? He'd play the strangest things for his plants. Sometimes I would see him dancing slightly. Just. This. Funny looking wiggle. It wasn't very dignified. Sometimes he sang along.

3. One evening Abarai-kun came back bloody and with all of his hair cut off to the chin. He'd gotten into a fight with Captain Kuchiki. Captain Aizen had him placed in a room and immediately called for the 4th. I...I wanted to go immediately to Captain Kuchiki to file a complaint against him. I also wanted to see Abarai-kun. Captain Aizen refused both these things. I knew, I knew it made sense. I would get in the way, and also I hadn't known then that Abarai-kun had issued the challenge himself but at the time I was so. so. so angry at not being able to do anything! He just patted me on the head and told me it would be fine.

4. Once, he sat on his glasses. He had to get a new pair ordered specially.

5. Then there was... the last thing. But. Um. I'm sorry. I don't want to talk that.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, Christ, I should have asked for the top five punches to the heart. *love*

[beckingham.livejournal.com]

...And that was me with my super log in skills.

[hydr0phobia.livejournal.com]

hey Gain

in order, what're the five words Reach uses the most

GO

No Gain says:

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. We will get a melon patch. It would be useful.

2. The fish in the market is terrible and not worth cooking. Ever again.

3. Pyramids are a perfectly valid means of stacking dishes!

4. Meow.

5. And, lastly. Ah. He wants to say that it is: "DIE."

He only says the last part because he loves me. ♥

Far Reach says:

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. No.

2. Guess what we're having for dinner.

3. Pyramids are old and crusty. Fuck no.

4. ...meow.

5. Okay that one's 'bout right.

[basement-gnome.livejournal.com]

Hmm...how about the top five meals Orihime has eaten?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. Pickled eggs covered in cinnamon with hot sauce.

2. BREAD AND HONEY. But you have to dip the bread in the honey.

3. Avocado shakes with a topping of rainbow sprinkles.

4. Ranch dressing over rice and asparagus.

5. ... do flavored condoms count???

[(Anonymous)]

Mmm, bread and honey, delicious, I think avocado shakes would actually work, oh thats hilaBUHWHA!?!??!?@$@ Flavored......condoms?

[incandescens]

Dear Shunsui,

Who are your five favourite targets in Seireitai? (And please don't give me that "a gentleman never kisses and tells" line.)

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. N

2. A

3. N

4. A

5. O~~~~~~

[incandescens]

Neat. :)

[jetamors.livejournal.com]

Dear Naruto,

Top five pranks.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

aw geez ya gotta make me choose?!

1. so like, this one time there was this sale on melons in the market square right?? and it was being run by this REALLY BIG LADY who had a REAL ATTITUDE problem AND YELLED a lot but anyway so all the BAD MELONS were being kept in this one crate and so i snuck up all STEALTHY like a GOOD NINJA and took 'em and painted 'em so they looked good again then switched 'em with one of the crates that was s'pposed to be going the ol' man the third. it was AWESOME.

2. once put beef jerkie on the underside of the desks in academy. when i was sitting a row down from Kiba.

3. mixed sasuke's shampoo (it was girly by the way) with special SUPER DUPER NARUTO STYLE SUPER GLUE. you think his bangs do stupid things in fights? oh man the morning after that one was just HAHAHAHAHAHA.

4. cut out the centerfold of one of pervert sennin's dirty magazines and replaced it with a big ass picture of Tsunade-baasan looking PISSED.

5. i still think the sexy no jutsu one was pretty friggin' sweet.

[jetamors.livejournal.com]

*squeals* I like #2 especially.

[random-prophet.livejournal.com]

Dear Gin,

Top five playthings. ♥

[thedeviluknow.livejournal.com]

1. strings

2. shiny things

3. things

that

go

boom

4. bellsbellsbells

5. Gardens.

[random-prophet.livejournal.com]

Yes.

(NUMBER THREE YES.)

[sairobi.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Edgeworth, Esq.,

Let the record show five dirty thoughts you've had about Mr. Wright.

DRRRTY PRZ

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Let the record show I am writing this under extreme duress and should this be brought up in any other medium ever again legal action will be taken. Immediately.

1. ...did you actually ever study law?

2. Point harder, I don't think you've been wide-eyed and well meaning enough yet.

3. Persistant. Just... rgh. Persistant.

4. Fifteen years. Fifteen years. I can't believe you remembered that. Much less decided it was some defining point in your formative years! I barely remembered that. I... barely remembered anything from that far back.

Hn.

5. On my desk. Now.

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

Dear Delita Hyral

Top 5 horror stories of improper handling of chocobo that you witnessed

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Oh, you ask the interesting questions!

1. Do not bear down too hard on a chocobo's wings. True, slight shifting of the weight forward is necessary to accelerate; but only slight. If you'd like to imagine how it feels for the bird twist your arms behind your back and have someone sit on them. You, however, do not have a razor sharp beak and a head capable of twisting fully around and gouging the offender's calf. They do.

2. They like to be groomed. They'll do much of it on their own, but as a stablehand you're still required to take a brush to them so they look decent when his lordship deigns to pass. Males are very sensitive about their crests. If it's bent or broken and they will body slam you into the side of the stable.

I'll note, this one applies to Ramza as well.

3. Accidentally targetting them when it's your turn to attack. Surprisingly, they hate that.

4. There is nothing more frightening than a female chocobo during the breeding season. This goes double for any mounts belonging to Zalbag Beoulve. Open the gates, stand aside, and throw the greens to keep a good distance. She will try to take off your arm. Victims of this treatment include: myself, Ramza's old man, and Zalbag Beoulve.

5. Chocobo tipping: never a good idea no matter how drunk you are.

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

oh my god, these are all AWESOME. So much love!

Vice-Captain Abarai Renji, sir, top five things you wish you hadn't done.