meme time!

[moonsheen]

I should be packing to go back to school.

So, naturally, I'm gonna do a Top Five meme instead. Ask for a Top Five Anything ("Top five favorite hats!") and I will answer ("1. Blue Hats 2. Hats on Cats..."). The catch is do not ask for my top five, ask for the top five of any fictional character in a series I have written for/have an interest in. ("i.e. No Gain's top five favorite types of sushi." "1) NONE 2) NONE 3) NEVER 4) CAN'T MAKE ME 5) SUBSTITUTE FISH FOR A PINEAPPLE AND THEN WE WILL TALK.")

Comments

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

oh, geez. You can take the Dewey Decimal system to this.

1) made me dress up as a reindeer for christmas. AND GO AROUND DOOR TO DOOR CAROLLING WITH HIM. Not a friggin' reindeer.

2) made me stand up on the roof with his drunk ass while he yelled 'bout how I was the best son ever 'cause I always had a great aim when I hit him with those new years champagne bottles. The neighbors loved that one.

3) made me sit through his version of 'the birds & the bees'. That can stand for itself.

4) took me with him to the zoo... look, I was tempted to take the MONKEY and leave HIM in that cage.

5)MAKING ME STICK A THERMOMETOR UP A BIKER GUY'S ASS, OKAY.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

did he have nice diagrams for number three?

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

they must have been spectacular~

[daddy-daycare.livejournal.com]

But Daddy spent so much time on those diagrams!

[speakingisnot.livejournal.com]

HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOT TRIPODS.

[daddy-daycare.livejournal.com]

Seek new horizons, Ichigo! Discover new things! Take new risks!