and in the distance, a highpitched cry of "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

[moonsheen]

Dear Purchase,

GIVE ME MY INTERNET.

(although I am pleased my living space has not yet caught on fire)

No love,

Alex

ETA: OH YE GODS OF COLLEGE INTERNET CONNECTIONS, THANK YOU FOR GRANTING THIS MOMENT OF RESPITE. (translation: am in room now!)

Comments

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

it's okay. I turned around for five seconds one year and the entire pan of pancakes turned into its own smoke machine AND set the fire alarm off. nothing like standing in the cold for twenty minutes while your entire complex bitches about it!

(does he camwhore?)

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

The fire alarm didn't go off but our RA walked by while our whole apartment stood outside waiting for the smoke to clear out.

(he camwhores like the chick from The Ring.)

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

ahahaha my roommate was the ra. and another one was in the shower when the alarm went off.

(no WONDER he never shows up in canon.)