stories from the supermarket

[moonsheen]

I have decided that were I to write the Generic Fantasy Epic, that all of my characters in it will be named after types of cheese. It will involve the brave hero Edam, who must face off against the evil Parmesan Empire, alongside his elegant and noble-born girlfriend Brie de Melun and under the guidance of his mentor, the wise but fated to die in the first book Gouda. Along the way he will meet the quirky fan-favorites, the Jack siblings: Pepper and Colby, who probably own transportation of some sort. There will also be some random badass named Feta, just because. Our Brave Hero will also continually thwart the reoccurring enemy of Bleu D'Auvergne who is hellbent on capturing him before he can gain the aid of the technologically advanced but isolated Cheddar republic.

And it would totally outsell Eragon.

Comments

[fuuchan.livejournal.com]

That would be amazing.
It is VERY convincing...who knew cheese could make for such compelling characters...