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[moonsheen]

...man, anyone remember those days when the drabble memes were the new black?

Give me the names of two characters and I will tell you why character A loves or wants to jump character B. I might answer with a drabble, a quick bit of meta, or a list, just to make things that tiny bit more OMGSOEXCITING!

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[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Why not! :D

Phoenix to Edgeworth

Why Phoenix Wright <3s Miles Edgeworth

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The kid slammed Phoenix into a row of lockers.

Okay, he thought, This is just playing into the stereotype.

“Uh, Larry?” he said. Except Larry was suddenly nowhere to be found and hello Jude Punch, tallest kid in their class was dangling him by the front of his t-shirt, looking like he was about to stuff him into one of the lockers. He couldn’t be serious though. People only did that in, like, old nineties sitcoms, right? One look at the guy suggested otherwise. Phoenix was probably toast. He sort of wanted to cry.

“You know, that constitutes assault.”

“Eh?” That was the sound of Jude and Phoenix both turning their heads at the same time.

With no fanfare at all, Miles Edgeworth was standing with his arms crossed next to them, Larry Butz vaguely visible in his shadow. “What you’re doing,” he clarified, with a bored roll of his eyes. “Assault, theft. You could get detention, or suspension, expulsion. Or…”

“What,” sneered Jude, catching at least the very gist of what Miles was rambling on about. “You gonna tell on me?

“No,” said Miles. “But someone could sue you, and you’d probably lose, seeing as you’re a repeated offender, with a number of previous victims as witness, and really damning testimony from teachers who’ve all had you in detention before. You’d have a right to an attorney. So you’d have a fair go of it, like everyone deserves of course. But I can tell you without doubt that it would be a very difficult case to win.”

“Huh?” said Jude.

Phoenix took the pause afforded by the kid trying to figure out what the heck Miles just said. He wormed out of his grip (and also, his shirt), and quickly rejoined his friends. Who, seeing as the bully was still trying to process all of that information, seemed to have a free pass to continue on their way. They turned the corner into a busier hall, and it really, really nice to be able to breathe again.

“Guess I’ll have to grab my gym shirt,” grumped Phoenix. “But, uh, wow Miles.”

“You didn’t even have to punch him,” marveled Larry who, now that it was safe, had rematerialized in full. Miles didn’t seem particularly moved by the praise, he just scowled.

“I mean,” he muttered. “How idiotic can you be? It’s obvious. Doesn’t everyone know that?”

“I don’t think Mrs. Finster knows that,” said Phoenix.

“Yes. Well. Mrs. Finster…” Miles left that thought unfinished and unsaid. “Let’s just find you a shirt before you’re brought in for indecent exposure.”

Phoenix stared. “Ind-a-what?”

“Never mind.”

Re: Why Phoenix Wright <3s Miles Edgeworth

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O-omg. ♥ *Sends this to her friend to geek over too* ♥ THANK YOU~