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[moonsheen]

I see there is more Naruto mpreg on ff.net.

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AGH.

Sure, it's fun to picture some characters reproducing. Shikamaru and Ino would have some really scaaary babies, Lee and Sakura have the cute market cornered, and hell, I can see some effed up Hyugaspawn angsting around somewhere in the future...But for the LOVE OF GOD NARUTO IS NOT POPPING OUT LITTLE FOXES/UCHIHA/WHAT HAVE YOU ANY TIME SOON. So please stop knocking up the Uzumaki, 'kay?

Same goes for Iruka.

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[dinghy.livejournal.com]

Oh man, the wrong...! A KakaSasu artist I frequent has a whole mpreg!Sasuke (it might actually be female!Sasuke pregnant, but in any case, wrong wrong wrong) comic section, and as much as I like the crazy woman, even I have to draw the line somewhere.

Shikamaru and Ino would have cute babies too, I think, though. Cute and scaaary, yes. And maybe a little neglected, considering how much of a mendoukusai Shikamaru thinks everything else is, heh. Ino and Sakura would then resort to competing through their children, kukuku. . .

But if any a reason to avoid ff.net, mpreg is it, man.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Shikamaru would be chronically misplacing the baby. Playing Go, it squirms off. Goes for a nap, forgets where he left it. I have this picture of Kiba knocking on his door to return the kid: "Found her in the kennels." "...Huh, so she decided to return to her own kind."

And Ino would tease a pregnant Sakura horribly about what the kid might look like.

And agreed. Wholeheartedly. x.x I think I may have come across those comics before. I think Sasuke was in a nightie? Didn't get all that far, though the rest of what I found was nice.

[dinghy.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, yes. I can see him then taking the baby and holding it outstretched like a bomb or something. Their kids, of course, would all have ostentatious flower names. Shikamaru would attempt to fight it if they had a boy, naturally, though.

It'd just be an extension of Ino making fun of Sakura about marrying Lee in the first place, too, the teasing. "Ah, Ino. . . Lee-san and I are getting married." "..... ::bursts out laughing, points viciously:: *HIM*?!" "=_=; I knew I shouldn't have told you, Ino-buta!" "::tries to breath:: No, no, I'm just so *happy* for you! ::cackle::" ">_>"

Dunno, that might be the site. It's like a whole series, and it's really fucked up. XD Kakashi taking pregnant!Sasuke to the doctors, Gaara being molester-y, etc. She does great art, though, otherwise, but. ^^; In any case, isn't the fun of boy's love the uh, boys?