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[moonsheen]

Ways to Be A Dick To Museum Security Guards, Hotel Dusk Edition:

Go up and ask them where they have the Osterzones.

...or you know, you could just ask them if they have the Mona Lisa. That works too, I guess.


In other news, it appears I have signed up for Yuletide while I wasn't looking. Oh, dear.

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[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

I did that today too! And I offered like, eight hundred fandoms, so when I start screaming in November, you'll totally know why D:

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

I GUARANTEE YOU IT'LL END UP BEING THE ONE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IN AGES. I GUARANTEE IT.

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

I OFFERED TO WRITE BABYSITTER'S CLUB, ALEX. WHY WOULD I DO THAT? WHAT AM I ON?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

... ... ... are the early books of the Babysitter's Club still even in print?

i offered shakespeare

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

None of them are in print anymore, actually, but they DID adapt the first three as graphic novels. ::shifty eyes:: It's entirely possible I read all three of them.

And I figure I own like, eighty still, so I should be able to fake it. (oh, who am I kidding, I am SO SCREWED.)



....Shakespeare? AHAHAHAHAA OH MY LORD GOOD LUCKY.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Well. Could be worse. Could be the Boxcar Children. (... god they need to make the horrible modern movie remake of that one like now)

Me, I'm dead. DEAD. We won't even talk about the obscure dragon book I read when I was like ELEVEN.

[basement-gnome.livejournal.com]

Yuletides? Ummm....make sure you have a life preserver on?
Boxcar Children sure was interesting: Once homeless Orphans get a rich adopted father, and then solve mysteries!.....A logical progression. Now, which obscure dragon book would this be? Cause you know there's at least a 75% chance I've read it.

[fuuchan.livejournal.com]

Tell them, why yes, we do have the Mona Lisa! You didn't know that the Louvre was doing a very very special limited engagement where the Mona Lisa would be on tour for a very very limited amount of time?

Just follow the signs that say Egress...

[farli.livejournal.com]

re: Yuletide,

it's my first time and suddenly I'm really nervous ahhhhhh