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[moonsheen]

MY MOOD CAN CURRENTLY BE SUMMED BY WHINEY RICH KIDS A'FLOUNCIN' THROUGH THE GOLF COURSE.

Look, screw you guys! I'm totally gonna go armpeddling into the bushes now!!!!

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[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

Look, screw you guys! I'm totally gonna go armpeddling into the bushes now!!!!

I'll wave to you while I'm taking dramatic golf swings a few yards away!

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD you just don't understand my PAIN okay. IT IS SO COLD AND LONELY OUT HERE, IN MY SNAZZY SUMMER JOB AT THIS RESORT PLACE WITH EVERY SINGLE TERRAIN AVAILABLE?

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

BEING A RICH WHITE MALE FILLS MY LIFE WITH PROBLEMS. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OKAY?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

LOOK, MY DAD WOULDN'T LET ME HAVE A SECOND PONY.

I REALLY WANTED THAT SECOND PONY.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

AND I ONLY TRASHED THE SUV LIKE, THREE TIMES. GOD. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO BE SUCH A JERK ABOUT IT.

[pocky_slash.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS THE MAIN SUV EITHER. IT WAS TOTALLY ONLY THE SECOND BEST SUV. I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE I TOTALLED ONE OF THE PORSCHES OR SOMETHING.

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

... what did I just watch.

REALLY miss the edit comment option

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

It is this thing. Apparently it is called High School Musical. Apparently it is quite popular. No one has yet been able to tell me if this was something intended to be taken seriously.

... whoa, the edit comment option isn't there! No! D:

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

I knew of this to the extent that my little cousins like it, and the Hairspray guy is in it, but.

But they're frolicking in a golf course.

... A GOLF COURSE.

it is because I'm on a hobo account again.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

SINGULAR. ONE DUDE. I mean, maybe this sequence couuld've been slightly less ridiculous if he'd at least had a POSSE doing his WANGST STOMP with him but. No! Not even a chorus of corporate dudes in golfshirts!

Ohhh, okay. I thought the feature was gone.

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

Agreed. It would have been forgivable camp if there was some kind of Greek chorus of golfers going on, but that was kind of like watching a crazy man talk to himself in the street.

And why was there a distinctly Southwestern terrain on that golf course? Did they feel the need to make the sand trap more desert-like?

WELL HEY WHY DON'T I JUST INTERUPT

[tlc010.livejournal.com]

what really bothers me about that is think of the water bill

Seriously, unless that's astro turf which would be even more expensive to repair the divots in after a hard day's ball wacking NEVER MIND that must be a nightmare to irrigate

Golf course in the middle of a desert? There are some things just ain't meant to intersect.
Oh you crazy, crazy guys.

[wakuchan.livejournal.com]

Oh god. I can appreciate HSM as ridiculous yet entertaining, and that sequence had me in tears of laughter when I first saw it. It's like a bad boy-band video or something.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

I still don't know what gets me more! The FLOUNCE. The DRAMATIC BACKSWING. Or the part where he just goes tearing off into the bushes flailing wildly for no apparent reason??? This is like, Bollywood people. EXCEPT THE MUSIC AND CHOREOGRAPHY ISN'T EVEN THAT... just...WHAT! WHAT EVEN!

[wakuchan.livejournal.com]

I rather liked the part where he picks up the sand and then flings it dramatically. I mean, why?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

or his BIG SAD EYES as he STARES MOURNFULLY AT HIS REFLECTION. WHICH HE NO LONGER RECOGNIZES. Uh. Honey. This'd work if you were animated and a chinese folkhero or a lion or something.

[wakuchan.livejournal.com]

~wheeeen will my reflection shoooow~ --yeah dammit now it's stuck in my head.

[mekosuchinae.livejournal.com]

I'm partial to this remix myself.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

I. I. That.

Oh my god Mem. Thank you so much for bringing that into my life. That... the TIMING. The CHORUS.

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

CLONE FUCKING HIGH

i'm having your baby, giraffe!

[mekosuchinae.livejournal.com]

THE PINNACLE OF AMERICAN HISTORY

[lacunarity.livejournal.com]

My favorite part has always been when he does the Michael Jackson crouch and fingersnap walk. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Oh my god the DICEROLL. The DICEROLL. And when he tries to run and fingersnap at the same time!

guys only West Side Story made that cool and that's because there were shankings and BETTER MUSIC

[gaisce.livejournal.com]

This is the third time I've been linked to that video from my friends' list.

Wait, this one isn't synched to the Batman adventures theme what insanity is this?

[mekosuchinae.livejournal.com]

Also, and I cannot believe I am making this comment, I feel the need to clarify that the character of Troy Bolton (yes. That is his name. Troy Bolton) is not actually ridiculously wealthy, and his job at the rich people's club - as well as his friends' jobs - was obtained by virtue of a rich chick wanting to bang him. Which is ... not much better, actually. And it's still fucking ridiculous. THANK YOU, DISNEY.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Troy Bolt-akghakghaa oh MY GOD.

I actually have very little idea of the character beyond...what? He's an OMG JOCK who fell in lurv with an OMG BRAINY CHICK (or... uh whatever OMG FORBIDDEN CLIQUE CLASS that chick is?) and their love is so pure and she dumped him in this movie because he FORGOT WHO HE WAS? And now he must sing about how LONELY and COLD AND SCARY THE WORLD IS. At this rich people's club. Where he's getting paid to nance around the golf course apparently?

Okay in reality I'm just mocking Zac Efron, who I actually have nothing against. BUT MY GOD ZAC EFRON, YOU'RE KINDA SILLY HERE.

[yoshitsune.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much accurate - the school's resident rich bitch Sharpay (I'M NOT KIDDING, THAT'S TOTALLY HER REAL NAME...also she acts super-incesty with her brother in the first movie) gets her family to hire him at the resort they own because she wants to bone him, and his friends end up tagging along and being mistreated by Sharpay (and eventually Troy). And basically the entire movie is her trying to steal him from the brainy-yet-gorgeous heroine (Gabriella) by dangling Italian loafers and potential basketball scholarships and shit in front of him.

Also Zefron is totally ridiculous, and I'm pretty sure he's gay (SRSLY THAT MAKEUP), but the HSM franchise is like a kind of radioactive musical crack - it's ridiculous but enjoyable, and while the music isn't Sondheim it's quite catchy. (I still can't get this song out of my head, in which Gabriella basically tells Troy "you're bein' a douche, screw you, I'm goin' home" and Troy subsequently emos until something makes him realize that OMG GABRIELLA'S RIGHT, SHARPAY IS TURNING HIM INTO A MAN WHO BLOWS PEOPLE OFF AND IS A DOUCHE...cue dramatic golf-course flouncing.)

[mekosuchinae.livejournal.com]

HILARIOUS TRUE STORY: I somehow managed to miss the fact that Sharpay and Ryan were siblings until, like, the very last scene of the first movie. And it rocked my mind.

[riko.livejournal.com]

I don't know what I am more frightened by: the jazz hands or the fact that this kid is the same colour as the mountains in the distance!

[runawayblue.livejournal.com]

Stomp Stomp Stomp Stomp!

Slow Dramatic Dance Moves!

Run to Another Hill!

Slow Dramatic Dance Moves!

Powerwalk!!

Powerwalk and Dance!

Twirl!

Camera Rotation!

Sudden Scene Change!

Dramatic Dancing!

JUMP OFF A SMALL CLIFF!

Throw Sand!

Angry Singing and Pointing!








God I'm not even halfway through this... what the hell.

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah, I hafta say that was the highlight of the whole movie. Well, other than the baseball song, which was pretty hot. ♥

[fuuchan.livejournal.com]

I watched this on mute. Because High School Musical does something to me in that it makes me automatically pick up the closest thing that can be used as a weapon and start hurting people in my proximity. I wake up and remember nothing except that it was High School Musical induced.

However, watching this on mute was amazing. I strive for his dynamic, flamboyant yet precisely timed hand movements. ::jazz hands::

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

I love Zac, I hope he does like boys!!! He is so Fine!!!

[peripheralsight.livejournal.com]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

GUFFAW