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moonsheenBECAUSE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOMCLONE IS DOING IT.
Tell me a canon and I shall respond with my...
1. One True Pairing Ship:
2. Canon Ship:
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship:
5. "I dabble a little" Ship:
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship:
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
Tell me a canon and I shall respond with my...
1. One True Pairing Ship:
2. Canon Ship:
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship:
5. "I dabble a little" Ship:
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship:
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
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I like how I don't comment for YEARS and then am the first one here
Date: 2008-07-24 12:05 am (UTC)Re: I like how I don't comment for YEARS and then am the first one here
Date: 2008-07-24 12:27 am (UTC)2. Canon Ship: ...Delita/Ovelia? (also, Beowulf/Reis for the NON-HORRIBLE canon ship)
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...um. Agrias/any dude?
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: ...I think once again, Delita/Ovelia. Though, okay. Folmarv (channeling Hashmalum)/Alma(chanelling Ultima. Oh, and let's put in Larg/Dycedarg/Ruvelia for the HORRIBLE.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Ramza/Rafa! So cute. So DAMAGED. (also: Barbaneth and Ramza's mum???)
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: Delita/Ovelia--er. No, wait yeah that's about right. Also, Loffrey (Rofel) and Cletienne (Kletian)! Sir Random Extras That Somehow Managed To Be Really Gay. Oh, Zalbag/Tietra. ... yeah. (runner up: One-sided Argath/Delita. .... stupid sexy common DOG)
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Agrias/Mustadio. Sometimes Mustadio does not count as a dude. I thought his new scenes in the remake were cute. But I also don't think he's ever going to get anywhere with that, poor bastard.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: ISILUD/ALMA. YES, I KNOW HE'S DEAD. NO, I DON'T CARE. The NON-ZOMBIE answer to this is also, Orran and Valmafra. Standing next to him in the last cutscenes means she had to have been the one to have his babies, apparently.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Meliadoul/Agrias. I'm sorry! I love lesbians! I really do! I tried to like it! People whose writing I enjoy wrote it! But it makes! no! sense! Especially when I THINK EVEN IF MELIADOUL WEREN'T VERY PROBABLY A NUN AND HAD A LIBIDO, IN-GAME? IT'S DEADER THAN A DEAD THING CONSIDERING SHE'S GOT SOME OTHER CRAP ON HER MIND.
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Date: 2008-07-24 12:08 am (UTC)Thank you.
Love,
Kaitlyn
terribly predictable!
Date: 2008-07-24 12:15 am (UTC)Re: terribly predictable!
Date: 2008-07-24 12:37 am (UTC)2. Canon Ship: Vaan/Penelo (I will not be told different) also, see: above. ...also: Ashe/Rasler. SCREW YOU FANDOM THEY SO GOT TO BANG BEFORE HE DIED.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ashe/Al-Cid. No, sorry. She won't be ceding her kingdom over to ANY of the major powers on either side of Dalmasca.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Ultima/Hashmalum. Possibly through whoever has them contracted at the time. (cid/venat)
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: ... Balthier/Ashe epic angry one-night stand and/or rebound that never had the chance to beeee~
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: Balthier/Jules?
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Balthier/Fran. I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED THEM OUT.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Ashe/Basch. Because I have my knight/princess kink and it would be hot. I have no shame.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Larsa/Penelo. I'm sorry guys! I tried! I really tried! But...PIRATE!
ASHE ALWAYS TOPS
Date: 2008-07-24 12:41 am (UTC)When in RW Ashe was all LOL I kicked it with Al Cid, it was the most offensive cutscene that ever happened in a video game. COME ON THIS IS ASHE
ia with this entire post except Cid/Venat is good clean fun
why are all my xii icons so alarming
YOU CALL HER QUEEN
Date: 2008-07-24 01:39 am (UTC)And okayokay yeah Cid/Venat is a perfectly loving, consenting relationship between an adult and a... big...floaty....god thing. (ffamran really hated when his dad started dating again)
Re: ASHE ALWAYS TOPS
Date: 2008-07-24 01:41 am (UTC)...basically if I go any further than that my brain just sort of dies.
Re: terribly predictable!
Date: 2008-07-24 10:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 12:29 am (UTC)NOT A FURRY
Date: 2008-07-24 12:50 am (UTC)2. Canon Ship: QUEEN OTOHIME AND HER DEPARTED HUSBAND, alternately, FUSE and HER dead husband (who still has dog ears oh my god the dog warriors story whyyyyy) ...also, okay, Kushi and Susano-o are really cute, too.
Ammy n' Waka3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: I...don't know?
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: UM MOST OF THE CHARACTER IN THIS GAME ARE ANIMALS WHAT ISN'T A-- Amaterasu/Ushiwaka.
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: One-sided Ushiwaka/Himiko, Okikurmi/Samickle
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: ...waka/isshaku I MEAN OKI AND SAMICKLE. OKI AND SAMICKLE.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Issun/boobs. (or miya!), Shiranui/Oki. (he did clearly end up a tad gay for her)
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: ...you know if the game is willing to make a case for a WOLF and a SPACE ALIEN I think anything's can make canon sense-- okay, Issun and the little sparrow girl. Beccause that'd be hilarious.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Okikurmi/Kai! Why on earth does everyone in j-fen keep drawing it? Was there some kind of thing in the original japanese that I missed??
Re: NOT A FURRY
Date: 2008-07-24 01:27 am (UTC)The sparrow girl would top the hell out of Issun and he would like it. --also Waka/Isshaku HAHAHAHA.
Re: NOT A FURRY
Date: 2008-07-24 01:32 am (UTC)And oh yes, and then Issun would be made a member of the The Family.
...well HE DID SPEND THAT ONE NIGHT TELLING ISSHAKU HIS STORY shutup it just makes Waka twitting Issun about being a little plagiarist funnier.
Re: NOT A FURRY
Date: 2008-07-24 01:47 am (UTC)She's gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. Issun would be traumatized for life. ("At least tell me you used the hammer!" "But that would be telling, mon ami.")
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Date: 2008-07-24 12:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 01:27 am (UTC)2. Canon Ship: Okay, married with two kids and various adopted ones and several books devoted to their awesome will indeed cement Christopher and Millie in this spot.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: jokes about young christopher and strangers on the internet aside, Tacroy and Christopher is very NO. NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS, NO.
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Sirius and Kathleen in Dogsbody. For so. so many reasons. But in my defense, the book did it first. (see also: Luke/David from Eight Days of Luke
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Mordecai and Rosalie! AW. (also: Cat/Marianne! Because it WOULD be really cute)
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: Herrel/Zillah from A Sudden Wild Magic. That was so very very screwed up and yet so very hot. I cannot pretend to have standards after how badly I wanted to see those two hook up even while Herrel SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Peter and Charmain from A House of Many Ways! They do already act cranky and married, b-b-but I'm not sure Charmain would stand for it.
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Conrad/Mr. Prendergast. Well. They are living together at the end of Conrad's Fate-- I am mostly joking, yes.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: ... do these even exist for any of her books?
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Date: 2008-07-24 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 01:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 01:34 am (UTC)... I am intrigued (and it would be hot), so I just might take you up on that. ♥
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Date: 2008-07-24 12:45 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 01:07 am (UTC)2. Canon Ship: They got hitched and he NAMED HIS SHIP AFTER HER. I THINK THAT IS ONE OF THE FEW BITS OF CANON FROM THE COMPILATION I SHALL ACCEPT.
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Cloud/any incarnation of sephiroth ever. NO. FUCK YOU PEOPLE NO. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD THAT EVEN BE CONSENSUAL, ANY WAY?!
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: THE NON-SUCKY VERSION OF VINCENT AND LUCRETIA IN MY HEAD. THE ONE WHERE SHE WAS AN AMORAL SCIENTIST WHO ONLY DEVELOPED A CONSCIENCE TOO LATE AND IS NOW HAULING HER ASS AROUND AS A CREEPY UNDEAD JENOVA ZOMBIE AND PROBABLY ONLY EVER FOUND HIS THING FOR HER MILDLY FLATTERING.
Well, okay. Tseng/Aerith too. (god Tseng you like 'em young.)
5. "I dabble a little" Ship: Tseng/Elena. Especially post-AC, where they apparently survived TORTURE together and made it through the wilderness? Yes. And Reno/Rude. Lotta Turk going on here. Also, Zack/Cloud. Cloud/Aerith. Various amalgations of the three.
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: Cloud/.... Kunsel, from Crisis Core. Yeah, as in the random extra who kept spamming Zack's inbox.
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Cloud/Tifa? Tifa/Johnny? Anything involving Tifa?
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: ... Red XIII/Dark Nation. ... ... maybe that should go up in the 'You Sick BASTARD' column.
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Cloud/Tifa. It's nobodies fault but the fact that the original game REALLY did not try to give her a consistant characterization OR A PERSONALITY. It's sad too! They totally have the elements of a pair I could really like! SHE has the elements of a character I could really like! but she was just...dating game option B!
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Date: 2008-07-24 12:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2008-07-24 03:59 am (UTC)(no subject)
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