baaah

[moonsheen]

BECAUSE EVERYONE AND THEIR MOMCLONE IS DOING IT.

Tell me a canon and I shall respond with my...

1. One True Pairing Ship:
2. Canon Ship:
3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship:
5. "I dabble a little" Ship:
6. "It's like a car crash" Ship:
7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

Comments

Re: terribly predictable!

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

1. One True Pairing Ship: Drace/Gabranth. HOT HOT JADED OLDER POLITICAL FIGURES WHO DO IT ALL FOR THEIR YOUNG EMPEROR IN THE WINGS? Yes

2. Canon Ship: Vaan/Penelo (I will not be told different) also, see: above. ...also: Ashe/Rasler. SCREW YOU FANDOM THEY SO GOT TO BANG BEFORE HE DIED.

3. "If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Ashe/Al-Cid. No, sorry. She won't be ceding her kingdom over to ANY of the major powers on either side of Dalmasca.

4. "You are one sick bastard" Ship: Ultima/Hashmalum. Possibly through whoever has them contracted at the time. (cid/venat)

5. "I dabble a little" Ship: ... Balthier/Ashe epic angry one-night stand and/or rebound that never had the chance to beeee~

6. "It's like a car crash" Ship: Balthier/Jules?

7. "Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Balthier/Fran. I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED THEM OUT.

8. "Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Ashe/Basch. Because I have my knight/princess kink and it would be hot. I have no shame.

9. "Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Larsa/Penelo. I'm sorry guys! I tried! I really tried! But...PIRATE!

ASHE ALWAYS TOPS

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

NO ONE CAN FIGURE OUT #7

When in RW Ashe was all LOL I kicked it with Al Cid, it was the most offensive cutscene that ever happened in a video game. COME ON THIS IS ASHE

ia with this entire post except Cid/Venat is good clean fun


why are all my xii icons so alarming

YOU CALL HER QUEEN

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

i dunno but I miss my geisha, is all I'm saying.

And okayokay yeah Cid/Venat is a perfectly loving, consenting relationship between an adult and a... big...floaty....god thing. (ffamran really hated when his dad started dating again)

Re: ASHE ALWAYS TOPS

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

OH RIGHT 'YOU SICK BASTARD'. I thought of the one I was forgetting! There was that one time Penelo bet Vaan he totally couldn't seduce Balthier! And Vaan, bless his fucking retarded heart, took her up on it.

...basically if I go any further than that my brain just sort of dies.

Re: terribly predictable!

[catsonmars.livejournal.com]

LARSA x VAAN FOREVER