"I'll train parrot fish to gnaw through ocean liners! :D"

[moonsheen]

MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: I don't believe in God.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: I'm not Christian
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or Jewish.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or Muslim.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN:
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or a Communist.

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[motorbike.livejournal.com]

My grandfather was a Communist, you know. AND NOW HE'S DEAD.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

On the "What you want to be when you grow up" question:

MY OTHER COUSIN: I want to be a marine biologist!
HIM: I'm going to teach penguins KUNG FU!

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

Someone get that kid an Internet, STAT!

[evilstorm.livejournal.com]

That kid is eerily brilliant. He wins, man.

[chibimazoku.livejournal.com]

This kid might be as awesome as my eighth-grade English teacher's son. Who, at age five, solemnly informed me that he was going to be a firefighter when he grew up. A firefighter princess.

[crysiana.livejournal.com]

The magical girl series that you never wanted to see!

[raineyz.livejournal.com]

YOUR COUSIN IS AWESOME.