"I'll train parrot fish to gnaw through ocean liners! :D"

[moonsheen]

MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: I don't believe in God.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: I'm not Christian
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or Jewish.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or Muslim.
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN:
MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD COUSIN: Or a Communist.

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[motorbike.livejournal.com]

My grandfather was a Communist, you know. AND NOW HE'S DEAD.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

On the "What you want to be when you grow up" question:

MY OTHER COUSIN: I want to be a marine biologist!
HIM: I'm going to teach penguins KUNG FU!

[motorbike.livejournal.com]

Someone get that kid an Internet, STAT!