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meme time!
I should be packing to go back to school.
So, naturally, I'm gonna do a Top Five meme instead. Ask for a Top Five Anything ("Top five favorite hats!") and I will answer ("1. Blue Hats 2. Hats on Cats..."). The catch is do not ask for my top five, ask for the top five of any fictional character in a series I have written for/have an interest in. ("i.e. No Gain's top five favorite types of sushi." "1) NONE 2) NONE 3) NEVER 4) CAN'T MAKE ME 5) SUBSTITUTE FISH FOR A PINEAPPLE AND THEN WE WILL TALK.")
So, naturally, I'm gonna do a Top Five meme instead. Ask for a Top Five Anything ("Top five favorite hats!") and I will answer ("1. Blue Hats 2. Hats on Cats..."). The catch is do not ask for my top five, ask for the top five of any fictional character in a series I have written for/have an interest in. ("i.e. No Gain's top five favorite types of sushi." "1) NONE 2) NONE 3) NEVER 4) CAN'T MAKE ME 5) SUBSTITUTE FISH FOR A PINEAPPLE AND THEN WE WILL TALK.")
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what are the five worst things your dad ever made you do?
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1) made me dress up as a reindeer for christmas. AND GO AROUND DOOR TO DOOR CAROLLING WITH HIM. Not a friggin' reindeer.
2) made me stand up on the roof with his drunk ass while he yelled 'bout how I was the best son ever 'cause I always had a great aim when I hit him with those new years champagne bottles. The neighbors loved that one.
3) made me sit through his version of 'the birds & the bees'. That can stand for itself.
4) took me with him to the zoo... look, I was tempted to take the MONKEY and leave HIM in that cage.
5)MAKING ME STICK A THERMOMETOR UP A BIKER GUY'S ASS, OKAY.
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