moonsheen: (holy purple midgets batman!)
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I think that there is basically only really one question that all pet owners need to ask themselves at some point in their lives.

Can your bird's testimony hold up in a court of law?

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Date: 2006-09-03 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jokersama.livejournal.com
Probably not. The first time you yelled OBJECTION! at him he'd squawk and fall off the chair.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
The witness will refrain from undue squawking!

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Date: 2006-09-03 09:54 pm (UTC)
nekokoban: (creative genius)
From: [personal profile] nekokoban
No, but it's green.

And it can sing.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
I...

I don't know. I think that might hold up in a court of law.

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Date: 2006-09-03 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colortheory.livejournal.com
I hate birds. A certain film of Alfred Hitchcock's was shown to me at a very early age by an evil older cousin.

But if I were cross-examining one (I want to be an ADA XD), I would have to make sure it didn't repeat the questions back at me.

Emily: Where were you on the night of August 12th, Mister...Snoogums?
Bird: SQUACK! WHERE WERE YOU? WHERE WERE YOU? DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
NO LEADING THE WITNESS.

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Date: 2006-09-04 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] colortheory.livejournal.com
WITHDRAWN.

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Date: 2006-09-03 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halcyonjazz.livejournal.com
Perhaps if it waas Iago...

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
...dude that bird would get smacked down for perjury SO FAST.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halcyonjazz.livejournal.com
NOT IF HE'S DRUGGED ON TRUTH SYRUM!

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
WHO ADMINISTERS TRUTH SERUM TO A BIRD.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:10 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-09-04 12:33 am (UTC)
harukami: ([KKM] MOM IS MAD! PUUN PUUN)
From: [personal profile] harukami
JAFAR? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR JAFAR, I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE GUY FOR -- I NEVER EVEN MET HIM!

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Date: 2006-09-04 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviy.livejournal.com
...what perjury.

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Date: 2006-09-04 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] motorbike.livejournal.com
MY GUINEA PIG IS A UNICORN

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Date: 2006-09-04 12:35 am (UTC)

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