moonsheen: (holy purple midgets batman!)
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I think that there is basically only really one question that all pet owners need to ask themselves at some point in their lives.

Can your bird's testimony hold up in a court of law?

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Date: 2006-09-03 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halcyonjazz.livejournal.com
Perhaps if it waas Iago...

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
...dude that bird would get smacked down for perjury SO FAST.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halcyonjazz.livejournal.com
NOT IF HE'S DRUGGED ON TRUTH SYRUM!

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonsheen.livejournal.com
WHO ADMINISTERS TRUTH SERUM TO A BIRD.

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Date: 2006-09-03 11:10 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2006-09-04 12:33 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] harukami
JAFAR? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR JAFAR, I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE GUY FOR -- I NEVER EVEN MET HIM!

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Date: 2006-09-04 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aviy.livejournal.com
...what perjury.

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