It's that time again! DRABBLE MEME TIME

[moonsheen]

Okay I am uninspired and putting off actual work. So I believe it is time for people to tell me to write things. Name me a character A and a character B (preferably from the same series, preferably from a series I'm familiar with) and I will write a letter/e-mail/restraining order, written from A to B.

Comments

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

ulquiorra to aizen. :3

inserted into the Evil Overlord Suggestion box

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

My Lord Aizen--

I request an additional childproofing of the rec room on the second level. Wanderweiss found his way out of his harness again. He has gnawed the front right leg off of the couch. This in itself is not problematic. The fact that I believe that idiot Grimmjow has kicked the other leg out of place is. This in itself is also not problematic-- except that when it finally collapsed, Wanderweiss happened to be under it. His screams woke the whole level. I am informed he will make a full recovery. The couch will not. I suggest something without legs as a replacement. Don't bother taking that lazy fat piece of trash Yammy's weight into account. He should be busy elsewhere, anyway. I thank you for your time.

-ulquiorra

Re: inserted into the Evil Overlord Suggestion box

[autophanous.livejournal.com]

ulquiorra is so cold to his other boyfriend. :((((((

[lacewood]

Ichigo to Rukia and/or Renji.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Oi, Rukia.

I'm in France right now. Yeah, yeah, I got your booklist. I think those titles have been out of print for friggin' decades now and the hell is your thing with weird french porn anyway?

I can't say when I'll be back. If there's a captain's meeting while I'm gone all I can say is TOO BAD but I think I'll have to be kinda sorta late for that one. Deal with it. Tell that bastard to deal with it too. Both of the bastards. All three bastards. Okay, fine. Yamamoto. Your brother. And Renji. You shinigami make it hard to specify. Especially the ones related to and/or playing your poolboy--and you can tell Renji I called him that.

Look. Take care of yourself. Not interested in coming back to find out you've gone and made yourself enemy to half of a whole plane of existance again. It's a pain, especially since the other half's pretty much guaranteed to rally together ready get you out of the mess, and somehow I'M always the sorry bastard leading the charge. Also, I got you a funny hat. You like funny hats right? Funny hats and Candide. You'll like this one, Rukia. There's a war in it.

I'll be back when I'm back.

-Kurosaki Ichigo.

[lacewood]

A+++++ APPROVAL (oh god Rukia and French porn, now there's a terrible thought)

[marysuemanager.livejournal.com]

(I CAN DEFINITELY SEE HER READING THAT XDDDb)

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

"--and you can tell Renji I called him that. "

Ehehehe..... XD

[noshootingstars.livejournal.com]

Byakuya to Yoruichi.

An elegy, of sorts.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

"In the decade after your departure I am not relieved in the slightest. It is possible that you have died. It has become the popular rumour that you have. Fools are inclined to comfort themselves in such untruths. I shall allow myself no such luxuries. They are beneath me, and I believe they are beneath you as well.

The biting insect is safer kept in plain sight. One who has been bitten will not be struck a second time. I have suffered the sting of your words and your games before. It will not be so again. It will never be so again. I was a child the last time we met; a condition that is on all counts a fleeting one, and one left behind with more speed then that with which you took that man from the gallows and fled. In the decade after your departure our world has been changed and unchanged. My garden remains clean and untouched. You have remained vanished in the night, the last great act of a generation that is swiftly being forgotten as time moves on and our concerns follow suit. My concerns follow suit. My regard, however, lingers on. It is an endless question upon the paper, to which I've yet to find answer. It will come. All things do. Stay hidden, Yoruichi. Stay in your wings, behind your curtains, in your theatre dark. It will not last. These things do not. Nothing ever does. I do not intend to leave this matter unfinished. We shall meet again."

[ningen-demonai.livejournal.com]

Rukia to her deceased sister or Allen to Rinali after they got separated in China.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

"To Lady Hisana sister honored sister My Sister,

The servants said very little about you. They stumbled when I picked up a comb: "That belonged to the Lady Kuchiki..." they said. And stopped because now that was now me, and for a moment I'm sure they could not tell the difference, for I looked so much like you. So much like my honored brother's wife. There is not a night I spent in this house without wondering about you. If I when I walked those halls my feet weren't falling in the same places your had, and if my brother were not aware of this. I wondered, were you strong? Were you beautiful? Were you elegant and refined and all those things I could never truly be? ...yes. Yes. And you were my sister.

You were my sister.

You were my sister.

We should have met."

[marysuemanager.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh. My heart. ;;

Thank you~ ♥

[lita-of-jupiter.livejournal.com]

Hinata and Itachi (or Orochimaru)
you gotta love crack

[caliborn.livejournal.com]

First time commenter here-- I love your writing, so I friended your journal. ^^

Can I request an (A) Roxas and (B) Axel?

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I hope you enjoy your stay.

AXel-

You're an asshole, okay? Would it have killed you to stop and explain something fully to someone for just once in your stupid not-life?

Guess it would've.

Guess it did.

That's the kind of bad joke you would've made about it, too.

About Sora...you wouldn't have been able to stop me. I think I had my mind made up about him long before the end. I wanted to meet him, remember? He's sorta like my better half. Sorta where I had to be. Guess that's what made me the real traitor, huh? A Nobody, walking away from the his fellow Nobodies the first chance he got. You guys must've nearly hated me for that. Can't say I blame you for that.

For what it's worth, though? Now that I can actually think about it this way? ...I really liked you, AXel. You were an interesting guy. Still an asshole but. I think that if our hearts could be connected-- well. keychains are made of those kind of bonds. So yeah, we were friends. Best friends, even. Best one I ever had. I knew you. I remember you.

Got that memorized?

Sora, burn this letter when you find it.

--RoXas.

[caliborn.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! *loved it* Poor Roxas. Poor Axel. Poor... gaaah. Sush a light tone for such deep subject matter. And the last lines!

I think I will enjoy my stay. :)

[random-prophet.livejournal.com]

Grimmjow to Ichigo.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

To That Fucking Human,

BEND OVER BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sincerely,

Grimmjow Jaggerjack

[random-prophet.livejournal.com]

♥!

HOW ELOQUENT OF YOU, GRIMMJOW

[zinjadu.livejournal.com]

Avatar okay? Ha-ha! Avatar > Me If so, Jun (bounty hunter lady) to Iroh. XD;;;

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

I love me some Avatar. I'm sorry this totally sucks.

Addressed to 'the old man and loverboy':

I've been underpaid.

You weighed a LOT more than that.

...nice shot on those wanted posters, by the way.

-Jun.

[satora-chan.livejournal.com]

Aziraphale to Crowley.

[adesso.livejournal.com]

Komui to Rinali. :D

[marysuemanager.livejournal.com]

It will consist of him drilling anyone that goes near Rinali interspersed with a lot of "you're so cuuuuute~ ♥"s. |Db

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

To my dear sister,


I hope you have been enjoying the sights in Russia! Enclosed is three scarves, four sets of extra gloves, a pretty new coat, and a packet full of cocoa. Please stay warm, Rinali ♥. I understand that you and Allen Walker are currently deployed together. My advice is to see as LITTLE ACTION AS POSSIBLE and TAKE MEASURES to ensure that no one does anything EXTREMELY UNGENTLEMANLY. One can never be too safe, even in this most modern era! Especially in such close quarters. I expect my lovely sister knows how to take care of herself, though. Remember where to kick them, Rinali! Do your best! and please don't break your brother's heart while he is here in the drafty, cold, cold headquarters waiting for your return. I am not yet ready to give you away.

I expect you already know the Church's decision regarding the innocence you have reported. The council's decision remains the same: pursue Innocence at all costs. If any interfere with this, they are interfering with the business of the Vatican and must be dealt with accordingly. Eliminate any obstacles. Time is of the essence. You know what to do, Rinali.

I hope to see you soon.


with endless affection and regard,

Your Brother Komui

[jetamors.livejournal.com]

Neji to Hinata, or Hisana to Rukia.

Also, I love you.

[aidosaur.livejournal.com]

Zabimaru to Shirayuki. >:D

[raineyz.livejournal.com]

Yachiru to Byakuya.

THEY ARE REALLY THE BESTEST BEST FRIENDS IN SOUL SOCIETY.

♥

[beeblebabe.livejournal.com]

Ansem to Ansem! YOU DECIDE WHAT I MEAN BY THAT

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

"To my former employer,

This summer internship sucked. I bought your ice cream by the ton, cleaned up all those glass objects you threw into walls, ran regular virus checks on your computer at two in the morning, and listened to your ten hour lectures on the nature of light and dark and gradients and how they pertain to existance, the psyche, and your mom. Meanwhile all I have to show for it is some scars in places I'm never going to talk about and an oversized leather coat. Which I'm keeping by the way. Also, I'm taking the witch. Also, the belts don't go on your face. I'm going back to the mouse. Good luck with that Count of Monte Cristo thing you seem to have going on. Hope that works out for you!

-your former bitch boy employee

p.s. you're like, eighty and still living in the basement. Might want to think about that for a second.

p.p.s. ...thanks, I guess.

[farli.livejournal.com]

Tidus to Shuyin. :3

[alexsirkman.livejournal.com]

Lets go old school.... how about a simple one, Alanna and George?

[alunai.livejournal.com]

Sydney to Hardin (or vice versa).

[artemis-winter.livejournal.com]

Were ye ever a caterer to Digimon fanticklings? I can't remember.

If not, Kuukaku to Ikkaku.

And ye gods, the number of people friending you hath exploded into sparkly bits.

[artemis-winter.livejournal.com]

...and I apologise for the influence of alcohol old literature on that comment. Eeeh. It's bad when you start doing it unconsciously.

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

Since official CAPCOM works like to drive us insane (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/Milyda/Phoenix%20Wright%20Manga/capcomendorseshomosexuality.jpg), Phoenix to Miles or vice versa.

♥