STILL WORKING ON DRABBLES, I SWEAR.

[moonsheen]

This one looks fun.

Name a character and I'll tell you how he/she lost his/her virginity.

Answers may or may not look suspiciously similiar to chirachira's, considering our occasional tendency to read eachother's mind, but I promise I'll try to be clever in my own vaguely pr0ny right!

Comments

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

Horatio!

NB. If it is not with Malcolm, I might cry. FAIR WARNING.

Muun will tell you the long version

[halcyonjazz.livejournal.com]

Not with Malcolm, sry :(

WAIT HOLD ON I'LL GET SOME TISSUE.

SPOILER: Horatio is a giant slut. The most chivalrous, polite slut around, but he's still the cock in a hen's nest.

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

;__________________;

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

Alas, no. Being a DRAGON and having very odd standards when it comes to Noticing These things, Malcolm does not get around to Noticing These Things until after he is married, to a princess with whom he made a political bargain, and this bargain was put in writing. He offered her wealth, power, and a place as one of his closest advisors. She offered him said advice, her line-specific power to see the future (Artemisia's a seer!), and the much required heir. Being a business-minded dragon, Malcolm decided that last one ought to be dealt with.

...but if he'd Noticed These Things sooner? ...fumbling around with Horatio in the royal baths. Absolutely.

[moonsheen.livejournal.com]

AS FOR HORATIO'S ANSWER:

...you'd THINK it'd be Emilia. But no, no. It was actually that more cool-headed blonde maid who turned out to be from the Sword Province, around the time he finally stopped being scared of girls at age 14-15 or so. Probably in some sort of broom closet, or one of the parlors. He was never scared of girls again, although this one really, really confused the heck out of him.

Sadly, even were there fumbling around in royal baths with Malcolm, one of the (older) maids would've totally gotten to him first.